And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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