Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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