I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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