Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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