I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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