Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
She's the barista slut.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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