I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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