just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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