idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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