She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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