508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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