i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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