I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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