this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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