So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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