So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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