Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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