Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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