no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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