I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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