My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Randomize
