Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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