We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
