He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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