What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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