I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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