this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You took a bar mat shot.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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