They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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