you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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