he thought i was a dude.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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