He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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