Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
