there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Terrible idea I love it
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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