Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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