so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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