HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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