Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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