after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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