when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This house was built for laser tag.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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