I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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