One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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