Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I deserve this hangover.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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