you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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