just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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