That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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