I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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