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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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