I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
