I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I got inside last night via doggy door
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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