And the cops told us we were all naked.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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