didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
