lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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