woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
