So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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