You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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