Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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