I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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